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Verskriklik arm

Last post by Bosluis « 2013-08-15T21:52:51+02:00
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by greenleader » 2013-08-13T12:03:37+02:00

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Wat doen jy as 'n kind nou so 'n opstel skryf:

Arm, Armer, Moer-arm

Ons was moer-arm. Agt kinders. Daai tyd was ek in Std 2 en moes ons van daai...

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Luckely I wasn't drinking coffee, or I'd have had to get a new keyboard!
Brilliant!

Bosluis

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Last post by Bosluis
2013-08-15T21:52:51+02:00
A paperless society?

Last post by fugglefeet « 2013-03-15T20:27:08+02:00

by fugglefeet » 2013-03-15T20:27:08+02:00

Are we eventually heading for a paperless society? Somehow it's still not possible.

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Enjoy! :lol:

Darryl

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Last post by fugglefeet
2013-03-15T20:27:08+02:00
Die oplossing vir die Suid Afrikaanse vleis skandaal

Last post by fugglefeet « 2013-03-11T20:50:05+02:00

by fugglefeet » 2013-03-11T20:50:05+02:00

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Last post by fugglefeet
2013-03-11T20:50:05+02:00
Woman Drives for 900 Miles Instead of 90 Thanks to GPS Error

Last post by otto_roth « 2013-01-15T08:14:44+02:00

by otto_roth » 2013-01-15T08:14:44+02:00

Woman Drives for 900 Miles Instead of 90 Thanks to GPS Error

Jesus Diaz

I've read plenty of crazy GPS stories, but this has to be the...

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Last post by otto_roth
2013-01-15T08:14:44+02:00
Why I recommend using duct tape

Last post by Shorty « 2013-01-11T00:30:01+02:00

by Shorty » 2013-01-11T00:30:01+02:00

For joining a pukka gpsr to a Nuvi or similar type, Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe...

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Last post by Shorty
2013-01-11T00:30:01+02:00
Brain Drain

Last post by WildDuck « 2012-12-19T16:23:56+02:00
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by Metro Nomad » 2012-07-31T07:51:21+02:00

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Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an...

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Ek dink ek moet dit vir my baas stuur voor dit te laat is!! :lol:

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Last post by WildDuck
2012-12-19T16:23:56+02:00
GPS PMS?

Last post by greenleader « 2012-10-12T11:33:21+02:00
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by fugglefeet » 2012-10-12T05:20:33+02:00

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What do you get when you cross GPS with PMS?
A bitch you just cant get away from.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :angel:

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Last post by greenleader
2012-10-12T11:33:21+02:00
Die Boer

Last post by F.Viljoen « 2012-10-11T18:02:54+02:00
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by greenleader » 2012-10-11T09:41:50+02:00

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Die boer was bekend daarvoor dat hy nooit iets vir die kerk wou gee nie, want volgens hom word dit verkwansel op sending in donker Afrika…..?

Een...

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:lol: Ek glo nie hy het die besluit geneem nie!

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Last post by F.Viljoen
2012-10-11T18:02:54+02:00
Rules for driving in South Africa

Last post by fugglefeet « 2012-09-03T15:01:41+02:00
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by Jan Horn » 2012-09-02T16:20:26+02:00

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Rules for Driving in South Africa

1. Never indicate - this will give away your next move. A real south African driver never uses them.

2. Under no...

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People!! This is South Africa!! Do you really think they will STICK to these rules?? The rules will have changed with the next robot change!!...

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Last post by fugglefeet
2012-09-03T15:01:41+02:00
Visit to the pharmacy.

Last post by Bosluis « 2012-09-02T09:06:32+02:00
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by Metro Nomad » 2012-08-30T09:37:49+02:00

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A person of unknown sex and hair colour walked into a pharmacy and took a bottle of liquid and a teaspoon out of a pocket.
After pouring some of the...

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(That is about as politically correct and gender neutral as I could make it when rewriting this joke. :smile: )
:lol: :lol:
Neatly Done!

Bosluis

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Last post by Bosluis
2012-09-02T09:06:32+02:00
Satellite Dishes For Sale

Last post by Jan Horn « 2012-08-29T14:21:09+02:00
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by Metro Nomad » 2012-08-28T23:05:14+02:00

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I am selling satellite dishes. Brand New for just R250, FREE Installation!!!!
Please let me know if you are interested!!!

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That is only for use with LD decoders with NW :smile:

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Last post by Jan Horn
2012-08-29T14:21:09+02:00
Five Rules in Life

Last post by Trevorian « 2012-08-24T11:14:59+02:00
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by Jan Horn » 2012-07-31T21:51:42+02:00

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Five Rules to Remember in Life

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your...

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You are not a pessimist; you are a realist! Great words of wisdom.

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Last post by Trevorian
2012-08-24T11:14:59+02:00
36 Years later....

Last post by fugglefeet « 2012-08-23T19:18:15+02:00
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by fugglefeet » 2012-08-22T17:43:24+02:00

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16 June 1976

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16 June 2012

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Makes you think....

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Nope, makes you drink....

Eish!!,

Makes me think of what Metro Nomad said :mrgreen:

Darryl

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Last post by fugglefeet
2012-08-23T19:18:15+02:00
An amazing fact.....

Last post by F.Viljoen « 2012-08-22T16:35:39+02:00
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by Metro Nomad » 2012-08-22T14:52:56+02:00

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An amazing fact is that South African Breweries delivers liquor successfully to over 800,000 shebeens across SA weekly, but SA Government cannot...

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......If SAB and Government swap delivery methods, ......

Just let me know where and when SAB are going to dump their order please!!! :wink: :grin:

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Last post by F.Viljoen
2012-08-22T16:35:39+02:00
Pretorian car

Last post by fugglefeet « 2012-08-19T09:25:50+02:00
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by F.Viljoen » 2012-08-19T08:00:40+02:00

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Are these guys entrepeneurs, or protecting their vehicles? :lol:
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Hi Frans,

I don't see the mandatory L on the car window. Does that stand for Learner or Loser ? :lol:

Darryl

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Last post by fugglefeet
2012-08-19T09:25:50+02:00
Wax

Last post by fugglefeet « 2012-08-15T21:14:22+02:00

by fugglefeet » 2012-08-15T21:14:22+02:00

Your daily dose of shits and giggles.

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Last post by fugglefeet
2012-08-15T21:14:22+02:00
Hourly Rate

Last post by Hennieb « 2012-08-07T09:37:25+02:00
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by fugglefeet » 2012-08-05T20:06:59+02:00

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George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a...

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:eek: :lol:

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Last post by Hennieb
2012-08-07T09:37:25+02:00
Donkey Cart

Last post by Metro Nomad « 2012-08-05T21:22:08+02:00

by Metro Nomad » 2012-08-05T21:22:08+02:00

A donkey definitely doesn't lead a dog's life wherever that is. :smile:
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Last post by Metro Nomad
2012-08-05T21:22:08+02:00
Clever News Reporter

Last post by F.Viljoen « 2012-08-04T07:14:46+02:00
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by Metro Nomad » 2012-08-04T02:59:26+02:00

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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near...

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Hee haw, hee haw, hee haways make a ass of himself. :lol:

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Last post by F.Viljoen
2012-08-04T07:14:46+02:00
What do you do.......?

Last post by Hennieb « 2012-07-31T10:18:39+02:00
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by fugglefeet » 2012-07-30T19:54:59+02:00

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What do you do when your 22 month old daughter runs out onto the stoep and shouts Panties proudly holding up a sealed pack in her right hand?

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Smile and let it go.

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Last post by Hennieb
2012-07-31T10:18:39+02:00
Onderhoud

Last post by fugglefeet « 2012-07-31T08:50:00+02:00
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by F.Viljoen » 2012-07-30T19:55:56+02:00

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'n Man kom op die plaas aan waar hy net 'n opgeskote seun aantref.
Is jou Pa hier boet?
Nee oom, my Pa is dorp toe
Is jou broer Gert hier?
Nee...

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Ek wil nie Gert wees as sy pa by die huis kom nie. :oops: :oops: :oops:

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2012-07-31T08:50:00+02:00

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