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BEFORE MARRIAGE

#1997

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BEFORE MARRIAGE


John Ah….. at last I can hardly wait!

Jane Do you want me to leave?

John No! Don’t even think about it!

Jane Do you love me?

John Of course! I always have and always will!

Jane Have you ever cheated on me?

John No! Why are you even asking?

Jane Will you kiss me?

John Every chance I get!

Jane Will you hit me?

John Hell no! Are you crazy?

Jane Can I trust you?

John Yes!

Jane Darling!

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Re: BEFORE MARRIAGE

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Goooooood!!!

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