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Visit to the pharmacy.

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A person of unknown sex and hair colour walked into a pharmacy and took a bottle of liquid and a teaspoon out of a pocket.
After pouring some of the liquid into the teaspoon the pharmacist was requested to taste it.

The pharmacist tasted the liquid and pulled a face in disgust.

“Does it taste sweet?”, the pharmacist was asked.
“No!!!” Obviously in a bad mood.

“Thanks, that’s good news. My doctor told me to have my urine tested at the pharmacy for sugar.”


(That is about as politically correct and gender neutral as I could make it when rewriting this joke. :smile: )
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:lol: :brush: :grr:
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Metro Nomad wrote:(That is about as politically correct and gender neutral as I could make it when rewriting this joke. :smile: )
:lol: :lol:
Neatly Done!

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