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'n Man kom op die plaas aan waar hy net 'n opgeskote seun aantref.
"Is jou Pa hier boet?
"Nee oom, my Pa is dorp toe"
"Is jou broer Gert hier?"
"Nee oom, Gert is in die koshuis, en kom net naweke huis toe, is daar dalk iets waarmee ek kan help?"
"Jou broer Gert het my dogter swanger gemaak!!"
"Oom sal maar met my Pa moet praat. Ek weet hy vra R5000.00 as iemand sy bul huur om koeie te dek.
Hy vra ook R2000.00 as iemand sy ram gebruik om hul ooie te dek.
Maar ek het geen idee wat my Pa gaan vra vir die werk wat Gert gedoen het nie!"
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Re: Onderhoud

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Ek wil nie Gert wees as sy pa by die huis kom nie. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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